Joke

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From: Olja
Date: 2009/5/28
Subject: Joke
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American man was seated next to a little Iranian girl on the airplane, when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'. The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger: 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the American. 'Since you are Iranian, how about nuclear power?'  And he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first'. 'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'   The American, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.'?   To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power... when you don't know shit?'