Tradicija

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From: Goran


Dvije cimerice u domu peku hrenovke. Ona koja peče, uzme hrenovke, odreže
im po komadić
s oba kraja i stavi ih u tavu. Pita druga:


"Čuuj, a zašto režeš hrenovke na oba kraja?"
"Nemam pojma", odvrati druga, "moja mama to uvijek tako radi..."
Dođe vikend, cura dođe doma pa u jednom trenutku pita mamu:

"Čuuuj, a zašto ti kad pečeš hrenovke uvijek odrežeš oba kraja?"
"Ne znam zašto", odvrati mama, "ali baka je to uvijek tako radila..."


Pita cura baku i ispadne da je to obiteljska tradicija jer je i prabaka
(koja sad živi u domu) isto prije pečenja rezala krajeve hrenovki!


Sutradan ode junakinja naše priče kod prabake u dom, oboružana cvijećem i
strpljenjem.
Stara sva oduševljana da ju je netko došao posjetiti i u jednom trenutku
mala skupi hrabrost i upita:

"Bakice, a zašto se prije pečenja moraju odrezati krajevi hrenovki?"
"PA ZAR JOŠ NISTE KUPILI VEĆU TAVU???"

SUBOTA - NEGDJE NA PUTU ZA SPLIT...

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From: Goran 

 

Jos jedno iskustvo s bankama..

Jos jedno iskustvo s bankama..

JA:   Dobar dan, zelim da zamenim 20 evra - pruzam novcanicu od 50.
BANKARSKA SLUZBENICA:  Menjamo samo cele novcanice
J:  Pa cela je..
BS:  Ne razmenjujemo, ne sitnimo novac...
J:  Imate ovde nalepnicu "ovlasteni menjac"...
BS:  Menjamo samo cele novcanice.
J:  Dobro, jel mozete da mi usitnite...
BS: Ne sitnimo. Jos nesto?

MOREEE, mislim se u sebi, SAD CEMO DA SE IGRAMO
J:  Da, hocu da otvorim devizni racun.
BS:  Molim?
J:  Da otvorim devizni racun.

PROCEDURA KO PROCEDURA
BS:  Izvolte, prijatno...
J:  Zeleo bih da uplatim 50 evra na moj devizni racun
POTPISI OVDE, POTPISI ONDE
BS:  Eto, gotovo...
J:  Zeleo bih da podignem 20 evra sa mog deviznog racuna.
BS:  POLAKO SHVATA...

Pa sam podigao jos 10. Pa jos 10. Pa jos 10. Pa sam ugasio devizni racun. Pa sam razmenio 10. Pa sam razmenio jos 10.

Pa sledeci put kad sam dosao, bilo je ENO GA ONAJ LUDAK, ali zavrsio za 2 minuta.
Katastrofa je da razni ludaci i stoka uvek pre zavrse posao od normalnih klijenata. Mora ovde da se bude LUD.

The 2011 Miss Reef Calendar

Nasa estrada - HOROR :))) - sa slikkama

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From: Tatjana

Zeljko Bebek u zutim pantalonicama - priceless! :-)

World English

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From: Ratomir

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

In a Bangkok temple :
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant :
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom :
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant :
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery :
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations :
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

Hotel, Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE
OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE
TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS
PURPOSE.

A laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

????????!

 

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From: Srdjan