Friday, August 31, 2012

Friday Humour - Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women!

 

 

From: Imran

 

 

 

 

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  Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women




And here we go...
 

 

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, August 20, 2012

svadbarske poruke

From: Zdravko

- Moli se mlada da ne srče supu, smeta ozvučenju. 
- Mole se deca da se ne igraju lastiša s' kablovi od muzike,'fala. 
- Mole se gosti da ne unose oružje pod šator jer mladoženju zovu fazan. 
- Moli se mlada da siđe sa astala,trunjavi supu.
- Zete, nemo' da ješ' govna, a vi gosti izvolite. 
- Mole se gosti da ne bacaju kosti po podu, izaćiće torta na kolicima. 
- Zamoljavaju se gosti da ne bacaju bombe, iskače sarma iz tanjira.
- Mole se gosti da ne pipaju pevaljku s' masni prsti.
zzgluposti