cows

 

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From: Dragutin

 

 First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
 anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
 They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
 white sheet.
 
The professor started the class by telling them:
 "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities
 as a doctor.
 
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
 body."
 
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
 the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
 "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.
 The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
 But eventually they took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of
 the
 dead cow and sucking on it.
 
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
 "The second most important quality is observation.
 I inserted my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
 Now learn to pay attention."
 
Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.