The Husband Store

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From: Robert

>
> A
> brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
> Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to
> follow the instructions at the entrance:
> "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6
> floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend
> the flights. You may choose any item from a particular
> floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
> CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
> On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>
> The 2nd floor sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> The 3rd floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
> extremely good looking.
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
>
> She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Good Looking and Help with Housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
> stand it!"
> Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic
> Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor
> and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,014 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
> shopping at the Husband Store.
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> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a
> New Wives store just across the street.
>
> The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have
> money.
>
> The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
>