Credit Crunch - Money Savings Tips

 

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From: Robert 
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> > DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your
> > favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply
> > think of another song you like and hum that instead.
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> > DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
> > identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along
> > with your old bank statements.
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> > HOMEOWNERS: Prevent burglars stealing everything in the house by
> > simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to
> > bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.
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> > SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
> > changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y,
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> > DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to
> > the object you wish to view.
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> > AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an
> > inexpensive vibrator.
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> > SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walk
> > around wearing a miner's hat.
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> > HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for
> > the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the
> > other in your coat pocket.
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> > OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply
> > cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
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> > SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following
> > morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble
> > full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the
> > wall.
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> > SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam,
> > they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty
> > pence.
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> > OLD people, if you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside
> > for ten minutes without a coat, when you go back inside you will
> > really feel the benefit.
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> > WHY pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen
> > chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes.
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> > MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry
> > on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.
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> > SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling
> > them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.
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