Too clever for his own good ;-)

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From:   Brendan

Number who turned up for man's faked funeral    

A BOSNIAN man who faked his own death to see how many people would turn up at his funeral was left fuming after only his elderly mother showed.

Amir Vehabovic (45), from the north Bosnian town of Gradiska, has now written to the 45 people he had invited to his funeral, saying: "I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects.

"It just goes to show who you can really count on."

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On time, on budget, or works.
Pick any two from these three.