fisherman

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From:   Dragutin
To all the fishermen I know:

On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck - and down
the driveway I went.Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is Hail mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit