Sex in the dark

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From: ksenija
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>    Sex in the Dark
>
> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
> the light.
> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
> She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.
> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
> romantic session, she turned on the lights.
> She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
> leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
> one.
> She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed
> at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years?
> You better explain
> yourself!"
> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
> calmly:
>
> "I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."