From: Dragutin
>> A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
>> sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
>> he dialled the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a
>> child's whisper.
>>
>> "Hello."
>>
>> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
>>
>> "Yes," whispered the small voice.
>>
>> "May I talk with him?"
>>
>> The child whispered, "No."
>>
>> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
>> Mommy there?"
>>
>> "Yes," whispered the small voice.
>>
>> "May I talk with her?"
>>
>> Again the small voice whispered, "No."
>>
>> Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
>> asked, "Is anybody else there?"
>>
>> "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
>>
>> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
>> asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
>>
>> "No, he's busy", whispered the child.
>>
>> "Busy doing what?"
>>
>> "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.
>>
>> Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
>> the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>>
>> "A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.
>>
>> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>>
>> Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
>> helicopter."
>>
>> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
>> they searching for?"
>>
>> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
>>
>> "ME."
>>
>>
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