*Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex*.
_The *1st* kind is called: *Smurf Sex*_
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex
until you are blue in the face.
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__The *2nd* kind is called: *Kitchen Sex*_
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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__The *3rd* kind is called: *Bedroom Sex*_
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
become routine and you usually have sex only in the bedroom.
_The *4th* kind is called: *Hallway Sex*_
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway, you both say 'screw you.'
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__The *5th* kind is called: *Religious Sex*_
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)
_The *6th* kind is called *Courtroom Sex*_
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
_The *7th* kind is called: *Social Security Sex*_
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
*PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT KIND YOU ARE AT.*
I have enough problems of my own.
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