Thursday, April 02, 2009

Seven Kinds Of Sex

 


From: Dragutin


 *Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex*.
 
 _The *1st* kind is called: *Smurf Sex*_
 
 This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex
 until you are blue in the face.
 _
 __The *2nd* kind is called: *Kitchen Sex*_
 
 This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
 so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
 _
 __The *3rd* kind is called: *Bedroom Sex*_
 
 This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
 become routine and you usually have sex only in the bedroom.
 
 _The *4th* kind is called: *Hallway Sex*_
 
 This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
 each other in the hallway, you both say 'screw you.'
 _
 __The *5th* kind is called: *Religious Sex*_
 
 This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
 night. (Very Popular)
 
 _The *6th* kind is called *Courtroom Sex*_
 
 This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
 and screws you in front of everyone.
 
 _The *7th* kind is called: *Social Security Sex*_
 
 You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
 
 *PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT KIND YOU ARE AT.*
 I have enough problems of my own.


 

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