deep heat

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From: Philip

A man walks into a chemist and hangs around until all other customers are gone. He then approaches the counter nervously and says to the chemist "I have a bit of a problem, but it's kind of embarrassing".
"Don't worry, I've heard virtually everything at this stage" says the chemist.
"Well, y'see, I've got three women coming over to my place tonight and it's absolutely guranteed I'm gonna score with all three".
"Good for you".
"Well, yes and no. Y'see, I've never even been with two women before not to mind THREE and I just don't know whether I'll be able to satisfy them".
"Aaah, I see" says the chemist "well don't you worry, I've got just the thing" and he reaches under the counter and hands the man a box of pills.
"These are super-strength Viagra, 5 times stronger than the normal prescription. I think that'll do the trick"
So the man thanks him, gives him the money and off he goes.

Next day the same man comes into the chemist again looking completely exhausted. He comes up to the counter again and asks for Deep Heat.
"What for ?" asks the chemist.
The man drops his trousers and between his legs dangles a bloody, red raw, skinless remanant of his dick.
The chemist was horrified "Jesus, you're not gonna put Deep Heat on that ??"
"No, it's for my arm - the women never showed up !!"