From: Dragutin
Man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a really
beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself . "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air
hostess.
I wonder which airline she works for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
Airline slogan.
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank,confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself
"Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later,another slogan popped into his head.So he leaned towards
her again and said,
"Something special in the air ..?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and
scratched Singapore Airlines off his list.
He thought "Perhaps she works for Thai Airways ..." and said, "Smooth as
silk?"
This time,the woman turned on him and said, "What the f*** do you want?"
The man smiled, slumped back in his chair and said .
" Ahhhhh, Montenegro Airlines !"
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