Underwear Dust :)

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From:   Biljana
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
> 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it
> would take a few inches off of your butt!'
>
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
> comment go unrewarded.
>
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
> 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
> appeared when he shook them out.
>
> 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder
> in my underwear?'
>
> She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle
> Grow'!!!!!!