The actor

 

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From: Robert

 

 

A guy gets a job as an actor but he has a problem – he has difficulty in remembering his lines, and frequently falls out of favour with the theater management.

After some time, he gets a bit part in a West End show, who are short of cast members and need somebody urgently.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose - you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"

The actor is delighted, and all day long he's practicing his line over and over again.

Finally the time comes.

The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with great passion delivers the line; "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theater erupts, the audience screams with laughter.

The director screams! "Idiot! You’ve ruined the show!"

 

"What happened? Did I forget my line?" he asks.

"No, you idiot!" the director screams "You forgot the rose!"